what do you do if you go for an exam you didnt study for?

06 Oct

well the sec 1-3 exams are finally going to be full on the way. and just what do you do when you dont study for the exams? you might as well find something fun to do during the paper right!?

disclaimer: HIGHLY DISCOURAGED!!! haha…

1. on the answer sheet, find an interesting way to refuse to answer every question. (For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.) Be creative.

2. Bring things to throw at the instructor when he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

3. Hand in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

4. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

5. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (my personal favourite!!!)

6. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up!

7. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

8. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

9. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

10. Make strange noises… get people to stare… look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

11. Bring a water pistol with you, or start a brawl in the middle of the exam

12. colour in the letters that have a closed of space i.e. a, b, d, e etc

13. On the side which says “blank page” write: “this page would be blank if this sign wasn’t telling you that”. Cover the entire page/paper. Or put movie quotes like “All work and no play makes a dull boy”

14. Yell out that ‘The Final Countdown’ is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

15. Instead of trying to write the answers, write debates on questions that have plagued mankind for many years, such as who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell.

well…………… it would be hilarious if anyone did do these during exams..

but seriously, DONT DO IT!!!!

as frustrating as it may be, when you know your parents are going to strangle you to death if you dont get decent grades,

you really have to study for exams and tests.. there’s just no easy way out. 🙂

all the best to everyone – including teachers for the last few markings of the yr except for those taking sec 3s for extra lessons. 🙂


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Posted by on October 6, 2010 in i-Blabber, i-Laugh


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